Snowmobile stories

peter

Member
Need to hear some good, funny, stuipid stories related to snowmobiling. Any story is good. You know the ones you dont forget.

This story came up last night with friends.
About 2-3 years ago a friend was able to come on a trip with the rest of us at the very last minute. A group of us were already up north and he was going to meet us up there. Well he was so excited to go at the last minute he left his house with truck and trailer drove over a hour and relized he left his sled in the garage. After he got there and we found out what happened he should have stayed home. We will not let him forget his stuipid mistake.

I have forgotten my helmet at home before. Got alot of crap for that one.
 
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Team Elkhorn

Guest
At my house, I guess I was the guy who was expected to remember everybody's stuff. I'm the one that got the blame if we forgot something anyway, lol. We have had to buy the kids jackets, gloves, helmets, boots etc after we got up north. Now that the kids are grown, they still forget stuff, but they have to buy their own stuff. Never forgot a snowmobile though, yet.:eek:
 

markf419

New member
Yeah, we all forget things. Years ago, I always kept throttle locks on my sleds as they were stored away from my house. Once, 3+ hrs into a trip, my wife asked.... "You DID remember all the keys, right?" Mmmm, no, I didn't remember any keys! :eek: We stopped in Houghton Lake to find a locksmith. After an hour or so, we got a hold of the only one in town... who was 25 miles away on his way back from a job... Well, bless his heart, he picked both throttle locks, made 4 keys, and charged 5 bucks!! I gave him $30.

Last year, on our way to Munising, from Oh, my wife asked if our coats and bibs were hanging up in the trailer.... Well, after a stop at the dealer in Newberry, and a few hundred $$ later, :mad: we were good to go.

I'm gonna start a check off list this year.
 
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lenny

Guest
similar but not the same,,, I once went camping and forgot the tent. Good thing I had a cap on da truck. :D
 

gary_in_neenah

Super Moderator
Staff member
Mine isn't funny but it is one of my favorites to share. A couple years ago we're riding in Northern Wisconsin and I'm leading a small group. We come around a curved, long corner and I notice something moving on the trail ahead of us and I come to a stop about 20 feet away. Here's my thought process in just 2 or 3 seconds...

Man, that's a big dog. What's a dog doing way out here? Look at the size of those paws.... and then it registers. Before I can get to my camera, he's gone!

My first and only encounter with Mr. Wolf.

This is why I enjoy snowmobiling so much. For me it's not so much the miles that accumulate but the things you see and the experience of visiting remote places that few others have the opportunity to encounter at that time of the year.
 

eagle1

Well-known member
Day before first trip of year finished repacking bearings, then loaded sled. Just need to air up tires, decided to do that when leaving next day.
Go to station to get air and I can't find the valve stem,hmmmm. Put one tire on backwards. :eek: oops LOL
 

bobsledder

New member
I am the guy that is always thinking about going on a day trip to Northern IL from the west central part of the state. WELL I am not called bonus mile Bob for nothing. We had ridden till about 4 in the afternoon and were heading back for the trucks and I thought we don’t want to go home to soon and so we headed off on another trail to explore. Well I got “confused" and we wound up in Wisconsin and didn’t get to the trucks till about 9 PM. We had supper at the same fine place we had lunch and the temps dropped quick, SOOOOO we had a long cold ride before our long warm sleepy ride home. So I get a lot of crap about being lost and bonus miles but when I start trying to get a group to go riding it is usually a good sized bunch!
 

whitedust

Well-known member
Cruising back with truck & trailer from Black River Falls on 90-94 after a day of riding alone tunes blaring nice full moon relecting off the snow when suddenly blue lights & trooper on speaker telling me to pull over. I'm thinking what the #^%# is this? Seems I forgot to turn my headlights on but only got a warning & a lot of ****e from trooper. But all is well when no ticket just felt DUMB AS A ROCK!:)
 

stinkstar

Member
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This one time a few years back one of my riding buddys forgot his sled.. He ended up riding on the back of his brothers sled for the weekend.. We went up a month later and without telling me they both sold there sleds an got a two up!! They both are members on here so i wont mention any names but they both DID have IQ's.. Another funny story was we always take a ride for new years someplace in the northwoods for the holidays and we have a costume contest.. Well we stopped at the thrift store when we got to a small town up north to get a few items.. We all got back in the cummins to realize we all bought the same thing!! KILTS!!! And that is how it all began..
 

polarisrider1

New member
Oh how I would love to spill the beans, but got others holding on me in here also......So........what happens out west stays out west, what happens up north stays up north and what happens in Canada well, will get you prison time.
 

danschevyv8

New member
Buddy called years ago wanted to go north for a one night stay his family and mine. Seven people in a travel trailer travel light only one night and not much room. We left home and he stoped about 10 miles from home to get gas, started truck and went 30 feet a truck quit wouldn't start called his brother he came with fuel pump.we changed it still won't start. we found a blown fuse 3 hours later truck had 2 tanks went to emty tank when fuse went. We went north very late unloaded went for a ride and it rained and rained hard all of us are drenched and no dry clothes except jammies. We had wet stuff hanging every where and lots of mosture in the trailer.
 

heckler56

Active member
A couple years back I was headed home from the UP pulling a two place trailer with an Excursion diesel. About 100 miles from home it felt like the trailer was a wind sock. Pulled off the highway and looked the trailer over. At first it did not look like anything, then I noticed all the front hinges on the cap were broken and the cap was held in place under the ski's of the sled. I have a new trailer now....
 

t_man

New member
I've told this one on here before, but it is our favorite family sledding story.

In the early 70's my grandparents were out sledding for the day with several other couples. My grandfather was riding his new A/C Panther pulling my grandmother in a Cat Cutter. For those not as old as me, those were open trailers on skis.

The group stopped for a picnic in a clearing in the forest. Everyone loaded up afterwards and took off with my grandfather riding drag. As soon as he hit the gas the Cutter became unhitched from the sled, leaving my grandmother sitting alone in the clearing. My grandfather was having a great time and didn't notice the missing Cutter, or more importantly my missing grandmother! The group finally stopped about 45 minutes later and someone asked "where's the Cutter?" In a panic my grandfather took off back down the trail to find her.

Now, my grandmother would always confide on the side that she kind of enjoyed the time in the woods. She had the picnic basket and thermos full of hot rum cider, and several blankets. However, she never let my grandfather forget his mistake!

My grandparents were very influential in our lives and got us started in sledding. (I'll never forget seeing that Kitty Kat on Christmas Day in 1971. We lost both of my grandparents in the last year and greatly miss them.
 

jbsugarbrown

New member
t_man,

What a great story & memories your family has to treasure about your grandparents! I had read it when you posted it before & it made me smile each time.
 

miked

Member
All of my riding as a kid, and much of my riding since my re-induction to the sport five years ago had been as a FOLLOWER...never a LEADER. I didn't have the experience, so it never made sense. I cut my teeth as a leader initially with my wife following, but it wasn't until a couple years ago that I encountered a situation where it was a GUY trip, and I was "elected" to be the frontrunner. We were in Cadillac, and as I had been there a couple times before and was the "fastest" of our crew of four...boom...I'm the guy. I figured...no big deal...I'll set an easy pace and just make sure we stay together.

We arrived at Coyote Crossing Friday evening with plenty of time to get out and get some good miles in, and set off down the spur trail to the main with confidence...and the need to get to a gas station to fuel up one guys Cat F8. I was on an XP800 at the time, we had the F8, and Apex, and a guy on an F6 that was basically on his first trip...he had just purchased the sled. I led out with the F8 behind, the F6 behind him, and the Apex bringing up the rear. The gas station was 10 miles or so away...moon was out, trails were butter-smooth, and I was eating it up. I stopped about 6 miles in at the first trail intersection and waited. The F8 and the F6 came into view seconds later...but no Apex. We waited. And waited. Finally, I said I'd head back. The F8 couldn't come as he didn't have enough fuel, but the F6 came with me. Rode about 4 miles back to where we had last seen the Apex...and didn't see a thing. Turned and went back...still nothing. Tried calling his cell...no answer. Met back up with the F8...by now we're all freaking out...thinking the Apex is off in the woods somewhere and we didn't see the tracks go in. So...all three of us headed back AGAIN, basically looking for any fresh tracks the went into the trees, and hoping for the best. We found...nothing. I knew the Apex did not know the area very well...so I was VERY concerned. The F8 says he is on EMPTY...we needed to get to the gas station asap. So, after we had combed the section of trail we lost the Apex on 4 times, we ripped over to the gas station...still quite concerned about our missing friend. Just as I am putting the nozzle in my sled, my phone rings. It's the Apex. My words to him are not kind, but I'm am relieved to know that he is safe and...back at the cabin. ***. He heard a clunking noise in his suspension and stopped to check it out...and when we didn't return, he made his way back to CC...where he had left his cell phone. Well...I was happy...dodged a bullet on that one...I'd only been the leader for 10 miles and had already lost someone! So...after getting our go-go juice, we had to return to Coyote to pick up our misguided friend and get some MILES. I led out with F6 behind me and F8 as the caboose. I was running pretty hot and really enjoying myself and took a turn at a good clip...it was almost a 180 turn, but wide and fast, and something in my head said...that was a little tough at speed...I wonder how F6 is going to handle it...

....I looked in the mirror I carry on my glove...no headlights. F$%^. I slow down and turn back...still nothing. Flip the sled around, head back about 1/4 mile, and F6 is just picking himself up out of the middle of the trail, removing his helmet, and throwing it violently towards what WAS his new sled...and is now a nice piece of tree decor. He was fine...his ego...is STILL quite damaged.

We called Apex, told him what happened, hooked the Arctic scrap to the back of my sled, and towed it back. Upon our return, I took the lead again...straight to the bar at Coyote Crossing sans sleds.

The rest of the weekend actually went way better, with the rider formerly known as F6 on my wife's Vector.

Believe it or not, they still trust me to lead. Lol.
 
I cant think of "one" story to tell...but the luck of our group we seem to always support the local rental shop! first week of december 09-10 season Rev 800: stator went bad 15 miles in, 2 '09 800 dragons 30 miles in, Cat 660 Turbo went bad 50 miles in (found it was only waste gate) Guy in the group roll his trailer on the way back from dropping off rentals (hit ice) one dead sled was in there but no damage. Just dents from inside out on trailer from tools hitting the wall. Got it back up right by himself..no body belived him when we got back until the cameras came out. I was following with my truck and trailer. me and my buddy almost $hit ourselves! that was the worst season yet...but still always seem to have a few rentals from stupid mechanical problems
 

79_srx

New member
in 94 i took my wife out to ride her own sled (a new mxz 470) and i had the old one, after puting on 75 miles she pointed to the brake lever and ask what this for? to stop i said,then she said o i thought its like our sea doos you let off and stop
 

snocat_02

New member
I was in Christmas quite a few years ago. We were across from Foggy's at the old motel. There were two of us waiting on our sleds for another guy to get out and take off. While we were sitting there some dude was ripping up and down the parking lot on his new yamaha 4 stroke I believe. Anyway he saw us watching him on his new sled and came over to us. This guy was just a class act let me tell you bragging about his new sled. Said it even has engine reverse. He hit the button motor shut off and turned back on and he went backwards. Then he said later and thinking he was going to spray us with snow, he jumped on the throttle. Sled went backwards, he went forwards, and ended up hugging the windshield while he was on the ground. The guy got up windshield in hand and took off without saying a word. Cried for hours on that one.
 
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