Peg : Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me?
Al : It's a nightstick, Peg, and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg.
Peg : Why, no Al.
Al : Good!
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Peg: Al, I want sex.
Al: Well, so do I. But I don't see the need to bring you into...