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I asked my daughter for the phone book. She rolled her eyes, called me a dinosaur and handed me her I Phone. Now the Spider is dead, the phone is broken, and the daughter is pissed!

While watching the dozens of tanks and thousands of soldiers scheduled to parade through the nation’s capital later this month, keep an eye out for a pair of pricked ears and a bushy, white-tipped tail. Man’s best friend is participating in the sweeping June 14 celebration honoring the Army’s...

Memorial Day is a day of remembrance to honor those who have died while serving in the U.S. military. Originally called "Decoration Day," it is a time to mourn and honor the sacrifices made by service members. The day is observed on the last Monday in May. Memorial Day's origins can be traced...

I was coming out of Home Depot this past week and there were three college girls wearing bikinis washing my truck. I figured, damn, they want money. I got to the truck and told them to stop, and I wasn't going to pay them any money. They said no problem, all they wanted was a ride to the next...

"Cheers" star George Wendt has died. The actor died peacefully in his sleep on Tuesday morning, according to a statement from a family representative. "George was a doting family man, a well-loved friend and confidant to all of those lucky enough to have known him," the statement read. "Hey...

If you can tell the difference between a bull and a heifer from a distance You Might be a Farmer If your dog spends more time each week riding in your truck than your wife does You Might be a Farmer and the last one, If your family becomes instantly silent when the weather...

Now that things are slowing down for the winter pasttimes, it's time to think ahead to summer and our toys of preference. Zero Turn Mowers, Fishing Boats, Classic Cars, the list is endless for our warm weather interests. Got a camper? Electric Bike? A Harley in the driveway? Cabin Up North...

A man and a woman were asleep. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy s***. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He...

Peg : Ooh baby! Is that a nightstick or are you just happy to see me? Al : It's a nightstick, Peg, and I'm not afraid to use it! --- Al : Have I told you today, I love you Peg. Peg : Why, no Al. Al : Good! --- Peg: Al, I want sex. Al: Well, so do I. But I don't see the need to bring you into...

I've been gone for a couple of days. Did anybody notice? Didn't think so. I wasn't kidnapped, deported to El Salvadore, or lost in the wilderness. Our computer was hacked/corrupted and required some downtime for repairs. If you've ever had this happen to you or yours, you know what we're going...

Make it an Easter they'll NEVER forget! Schedule your visit today. Call Gary at BR 549

We just spent a few days in Sin City. Not a lot of sinning, but a lot of sightseeing for "Gary-in-Vegas". I'm proud to say that I didn't lose a dime at the tables, mainly because I don't gamble. (except for the Stock Market, and that's a subject for another day) We did help support the local...

The Day They Stole the Pacecar. I recently went down a Rabbit Hole while looking for something else. (ever happen to you?) I found this clip from back in 1986 of the Pre-race at Talladega. I wasn't much of a race fan back then and I'd never heard the story. The video runs about 2 minutes and is...

Be careful what you wish for...because we all came from somewhere!

TIP# 27 Ring your doorbell on the way to bed at night. This will clear the dog(s) off the bed long enough for you to get comfortable.

March 14/15, 2025 Known as a Blood Moon, this rare event occurs when Earth aligns precisely between the Sun and Moon, filtering sunlight through the atmosphere and painting the lunar surface in striking shades of red. Lasting 3 hours and 38 minutes, with the Blood Moon phase peaking for 1 hour...

So that explains it. No Focus Groups, No Market Research, just gimme the cheapest paint you got! History is kinda funny that way. :)