A Man Goes to the Dentist

[gary_in_neenah]

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist happens to be a woman who sits him in the chair and pulls out a needle and syringe,
"Oh No, I can't stand needles, no way says the man."
So, she reaches for the gas apparatus.
"Sorry, says the man. I feel like I'm suffocating with a mask on my face."
"Hmmm, replies the nurse, how about pills?"
"Oh, pills are fine says the man."
So she hands him two small pills with a glass of water.
The man asks, "are these pain killers?"
The lady smiles and says, "Not really, they're Viagra"
VIAGRA? What the hell are these gonna do for my toothache?"
The lady dentist smiles and says.....

"So you'll have something to hang on to when I pull that tooth!"
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[Starlaker 1]

A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist happens to be a woman who sits him in the chair and pulls out a needle and syringe,
"Oh No, I can't stand needles, no way says the man."
So, she reaches for the gas apparatus.
"Sorry, says the man. I feel like I'm suffocating with a mask on my face."
"Hmmm, replies the nurse, how about pills?"
"Oh, pills are fine says the man."
So she hands him two small pills with a glass of water.
The man asks, "are these pain killers?"
The lady smiles and says, "Not really, they're Viagra"
VIAGRA? What the hell are these gonna do for my toothache?"
The lady dentist smiles and says.....

"So you'll have something to hang on to when I pull that tooth!"
​

this was funny don't care who you are if you don't laugh check your pulse! Thanks Gary.