An Irish lady, Midge Kearney, visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's, Pat's, libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "Pat won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.
"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" Midge asked.
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it." Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon.
"How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his
morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost
immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye. Then, with one fierce
swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and
well, ya know... right there on top of the table. 'Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't it good?"
"Bejus, it was the best I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin' here, Doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in that Starbucks again.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she replied. "Pat won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.
"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" Midge asked.
"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it." Let me know how it goes," he said.
She called the doctor the very next afternoon.
"How did it go?" he asked.
"Oh faith and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horid, I tell ya! I'm beside meself!"
"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"
"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his
morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost
immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye. Then, with one fierce
swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters and
well, ya know... right there on top of the table. 'Twas a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't it good?"
"Bejus, it was the best I've had in me last 25 years, but sure as I'm sittin' here, Doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in that Starbucks again.
-Mezz