A man and a woman were asleep. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy s***. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window.
He landed head-first on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, torn and bloody, to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started....
