As if things can't get any worse, now this!!

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windingtrailgal

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Uh oh Moose...

"The NRC will consider the recommendation and is expected to make a final decision in 2012."

You may have to see shelter in a year or 2!! ;)
 
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anonomoose

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Tell me about it...I hear that Isle Royal is newly available...maybe I will change residences and live there. Naw....too many of those geeky types with backpacks and beards, moving around there in the summer. They smell like subarus too.

I've got some time...I'l thunk of somethun.
 
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windingtrailgal

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Yeh, those tree huggin, subaru drivin types like to HUG moose!! You gotta watch out for them! Better to take your chances gettin shot at than to smell like patchouli oil?!?! :eek:
 
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anonomoose

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Frankly Rocky is gett'n old, blind in one eye and can't see out of the other. He spends most of his time going over old times, and trying to find nuts....and I keep telling him....nuts are becoming more and more common and even a squirrel like him can fall out of bed and hit one....but he keeps saying that THOSE kinds of nuts can kill yah.

I seem to be seeing more wolves lately...maybe one of those wants to be friends....they follow me everywhere. Like they don't have enough to do or anything.
 
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windingtrailgal

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Um, Moose...find yourself another squirrel. The wolf is lookin for dinner and has you in mind for the main course. How'd you live this long being so trusting of an animal at the top of the food chain?? :confused:
 
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anonomoose

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windingtrailgal said:
Um, Moose...find yourself another squirrel. The wolf is lookin for dinner and has you in mind for the main course. How'd you live this long being so trusting of an animal at the top of the food chain?? :confused:
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EAT ME????

They promised not to eat me, and that we would have a symbiotic relationship, so that they would provide nice trails for me to trot down in the winter, and I would....wait a minute....do yah think that they weren't being square with me? They do have big teeth....maybe those trails will become ambush sites from which to whack me.....

I know these guys do buy oil stocks....hummmm....maybe I shouldn't trust them after all. Naw....they appear to be sooooo trustworthy.
 
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windingtrailgal

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anonomoose said:
EAT ME????

They promised not to eat me, and that we would have a symbiotic relationship, so that they would provide nice trails for me to trot down in the winter, and I would....wait a minute....do yah think that they weren't being square with me? They do have big teeth....maybe those trails will become ambush sites from which to whack me.....

I know these guys do buy oil stocks....hummmm....maybe I shouldn't trust them after all. Naw....they appear to be sooooo trustworthy.
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You've probably missed out on a few fairy tails that humans know being all out there in nature and all...like "Little Red Riding Hood" - that'd be a good one for you to look into!?! :D

Then you can move onto "The Three Little Pigs"

And then there's little piece of reality... http://blog.kingsoutdoorworld.com/2007/02/15/wolves-taking-down-a-moose/

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anonomoose

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Hey, that's uncle charley....no wonder he doesn't answer calls.

I already know about the 3 pigs...I used to live with them in College, when I was gett'n my higher edgemakation.

Here wolfy, wolfy.....nice doggy....eat some of this nice stuff with poison in it.....now go away and stop bother'n me...I got cows to tend to.

btw it might interest you to know that my friends have killed off all the female wolves on isle royal and the plan is to get the numbers of these guys down where we can all live together again. Right now...they are killing us.....some wise guy says it is due to flea infestation, like we don't know how to deal with fleas already over a million years....so I hope that those boys that smell like subarus don't interfer with OUR plan....it's working.
 
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windingtrailgal

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anonomoose said:
Hey, that's uncle charley....no wonder he doesn't answer calls.

I already know about the 3 pigs...I used to live with them in College, when I was gett'n my higher edgemakation.

Here wolfy, wolfy.....nice doggy....eat some of this nice stuff with poison in it.....now go away and stop bother'n me...I got cows to tend to.

btw it might interest you to know that my friends have killed off all the female wolves on isle royal and the plan is to get the numbers of these guys down where we can all live together again. Right now...they are killing us.....some wise guy says it is due to flea infestation, like we don't know how to deal with fleas already over a million years....so I hope that those boys that smell like subarus don't interfer with OUR plan....it's working.
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FLEA infestation? That I didn't read or hear! Looks like I'm gonna have to read up on my favorite tree huggin, patchouli smellin peeps and their doings on Isle Royale again! I knew a guy who had the pleasure of picking through wolf scat for a living...needless to say he now sells real estate and does various other jobs now in the UP?! :)
 
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