Beer fueled ramblings on a cold and dreary Memorial Day weekend.

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It is too cold to fish and too wet to work in the lawn so here goes : There have been famines someplace in the world since the beginning of time. The Muslims have been fighting since there were two Muslims. The evil cows have been farting and causing Global climate change since there were cows. The polar ice caps have been growing and shrinking forever. Bill Clinton was probably not the first president to get 'Monica'd'. People have been killing each other for no good reason for eons. The wearing your baggy pants real low fad probably started in a ghetto district of St Louis but grew to a national fad because of get this CAMERAS AND THE NATIONAL MEDIA!!!! There are cameras and reporters in every corner of the world now. Everything that has always happened is still happening but now we get to see it first hand because everybody has a camera and we tune in to the news everynight to see which network can upstage their competition with the most jolting headline. There are cameras in you cellphones. There are stationary cameras at intersections and in a lot of busy streets worldwide. There is Google earth. There are drones flying around with CAMERAS. You can't even go out in your countryside backyard and take a leak without some geek in Arizona seeing you in his dronecam!! Cameras in highway patrol cars. Cameras in medical devices to see how big the tumor on your gizzard is. Cameras that tell you who is at your front door. Cameras in your bedroom if you think you are really special. Cameras for Facebook so you can really embarrass yourself longterm. Cameras everywhere!!!!!!!! The root of all evil!!!!!!! O.K. I have to go get another Bud Light. Happy Memorial Day.
 

jr37

Well-known member
So when I am peeing next to the pine tree outside my shop, some pervert in Arizona is watching me. :confused:

frnash, tell that pervert to put his camera away, it's gonna be a long summer.:rolleyes:
 

Skylar

Super Moderator
Staff member
I am not worried at all about some satellite zooming in on me when I am peeing behind the garage, it better have a super duper zoom lens on it. Button on a fur coat is all I am going to say.
 

michaeladams

New member
you should wear more cloths when you go get another beer or at least remove the bulb in the fridge. you forgot about the fridge cam.
 
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