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nic

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CONGRATS!! Girls rock. Do you have one already? I have a 3.5yr old girl and a 1.5yr old girl. My husband is becoming a gun collector =)
 
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kaboolie

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Congrats on a daddy's little girl. Just remember before the wedding comes their first snowmobile!!! lol
 
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doo_dr

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Congrats. I was 5 months ahead of you. The wife was even able to dress him for this site
 

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bkboats

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Thanks! Yes, I have a 5 year old lil girl too. I am planning on adding another 150lbs and full tattoos. Gonna grow a beard and wear cut off t shirts....lol My line is gonna be, "I am not afraid to go BACK to prison..." and have a scary glare...lol
 
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lvr1000

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nic said:
CONGRATS!! Girls rock. Do you have one already? I have a 3.5yr old girl and a 1.5yr old girl. My husband is becoming a gun collector =)
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Say it with a mailbox
 

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booondocker

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bkboats said:
Thanks! Yes, I have a 5 year old lil girl too. I am planning on adding another 150lbs and full tattoos. Gonna grow a beard and wear cut off t shirts....lol My line is gonna be, "I am not afraid to go BACK to prison..." and have a scary glare...lol
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What a ROOKIE !!!

Listen up guy....you have EXACTLY 9 years...count them...9 years to get your routine down. If you fail on the first go around...the second one will eat your heart out for lunch...so failure is NOT an option!

Boys...will sprout from every bush and every cell phone message... the numbers of the "enemy" are high and getting higher....so,

First....lesson...look'em right in the eye and never crack a smile! Sure sign of weakness....

Never ever... shake their hands...that is a dead give away.

Stand a shotgun right in the hallway in plain view....leave spent shells on the floor by the front door...explain that they were there from new years eve and "it's about time to shoot it a bit more, jist looking for a good reason...."

That smilin, cutie is already in the planning stages of "how do I get around the ole man..." Sure she looks cute and cuddly and she will spoil you rotten for a few more years, but make NO mistake....this is a W A R ---that out-weighs the one in the middle east....and NO shoulder launch missiles are NOT an over kill.

Now get back in there and get your message straight, and God bless you for trying....remember other fathers just like you are COUNTING ON YOUR SUCCESS, so you need to hold the line, and all fathers everywhere are counting on you to keep up your end of things.

This will take every ounce of strength, durability, and plain defiance that your sorry body is able to produce....but you can do it...mind over matter....age and wisdom over promiscuity.... and just remember....many of us have been their brother....there should be purple hearts awarded for this sort of bravery...now go get that little bundle of joy...and begin the talkin....don't let her fool you...she isn't too young to start the lecture...!

And above all remember...when she smiles at you, fight...I mean FIGHT that urge to smile back at her....or the control factor will be deminished by a factor of 12....Good luck, and God bless.
 
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