Ha, ha,ha.... but maybe 1 change needed. The entire white portion should be labeled "speed trap".
Good story, I was just flying thru Toe leed O with my inlaws. Their in their 80's and can't make the drive so I was returning them to PA. I had passed an officer around the outside of E toledo going about 80 , at the same time I had my brother the doctor on the phone and we were discussing the volatile condition of my dad. So after passing the police , I immediatly pull over ... since I'm not going to have him chase me down 280 and me play dumb. So ... I sit there talking to my brother, the cop is at the window , and I'm telling him " just 1 minute " kind of stuff since it's an important phone call. In the mean time, my father in law is telling him jokes, like " when you get my age your happy in the morning if you can Pee " kind of stuff .... So I get off the phone, apologize for my semi rude manners , and the officer says " you know what ? " you know I got you speeding, I know I got you speeding, and you pulled right over.... I said YES SIR, I wasn't going to have you chase me down the highway !!! He say's , you get a warning , have a nice day.
Truely.... a good day.
