Got this email today thought I might share it, some of you may have seen before.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e7_1270962284
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7e7_1270962284
dui on lawnmower
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Firecatguy
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Stop means.......stop...
hahahah funny stuff...but staged
hahahah funny stuff...but staged
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techsledder
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"I think I cr@pped my pants..." Now that was funny!
polarisrider1
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I thought that was from an episoide of "My name is Earl". To funny. Tazzing a drunk is pretty laim.
michaeladams
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in my opinion that cop was wrong.on the other side he probably could have walked there faster.but then again you can't drink a beer or anything in public either.they got ya comin and goin.not a fan of cops but i try to avoid them by following the rules when i can.there are way to many laws,how can you not break at least 1 law every time you leave the house?take your lawer with you at all times
polarfreek
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Hey, thats my ex-father-in-law! What a dumb *** he was 
thunderstruck88
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hey back in the day George Jones got busted for doing this on his tractor lol THINK SNOW +Rock + ROLL
thunderstruck88
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Hey Maddog I haven't crapped my pants But I am sick of hearing that song Pants on the ground
thunderstruck88
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Jones' alcohol consumption was legendary. For a great part of his life he woke up to a screwdriver and spent the rest of the day drinking bourbon. Perhaps one of the best known stories of Jones' drinking days occurred while he was married to Shirley Corley, his second wife. Jones resorted to some desperate measures in obtaining alcohol:
“ Once, when I had been drunk for several days, Shirley decided she would make it physically impossible for me to buy liquor. I lived about eight miles from Beaumont and the nearest liquor store. She knew I wouldn't walk that far to get booze, so she hid the keys to every car we owned and left. But she forgot about the lawn mower. I can vaguely remember my anger at not being able to find keys to anything that moved and looking longingly out a window at a light that shone over our property. There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition.
I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did.[4]
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The riding mower incident was not a one-time event. Former wife Tammy Wynette told her riding mower story in her 1979 autobiography.
“ About 1 am I would wake up and look over to find he was gone. I got into the car and drove to the nearest bar 10 miles away.
When I pulled into the parking lot there sat our rider-mower right by the entrance. He'd driven that mower right down a main highway. He looked up and saw me and said, `Well, fellas, here she is now. My little wife, I told you she'd come after me.'[5]
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Jones later jokingly sang of the lawn mower incident in his 1996 single "Honky Tonk Song", and parodied his own arrest in the song's music video.
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“ Once, when I had been drunk for several days, Shirley decided she would make it physically impossible for me to buy liquor. I lived about eight miles from Beaumont and the nearest liquor store. She knew I wouldn't walk that far to get booze, so she hid the keys to every car we owned and left. But she forgot about the lawn mower. I can vaguely remember my anger at not being able to find keys to anything that moved and looking longingly out a window at a light that shone over our property. There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition.
I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did.[4]
”
The riding mower incident was not a one-time event. Former wife Tammy Wynette told her riding mower story in her 1979 autobiography.
“ About 1 am I would wake up and look over to find he was gone. I got into the car and drove to the nearest bar 10 miles away.
When I pulled into the parking lot there sat our rider-mower right by the entrance. He'd driven that mower right down a main highway. He looked up and saw me and said, `Well, fellas, here she is now. My little wife, I told you she'd come after me.'[5]
”
Jones later jokingly sang of the lawn mower incident in his 1996 single "Honky Tonk Song", and parodied his own arrest in the song's music video.
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