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dcsnomo

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Sven was working at a fish plant up north in Duluth when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room. When he got there, Dr. Nordsky looked at Sven and said, "Let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Hans said, "I hafen't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he asked. "Lordy! It's 2012! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Sven responded: "How da **** vas I suppose to pick dem up?"
 
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hothyfax

New member
On my way home from work I saw a neat little red cooler on the side of the road,I pulled over to pick it up cause it looked brand new!But it had "medical use" writen on it.Inside was some ice bags and a mans big toe!When I got home I told the wife what I had found and she oh my gosh! where is it,What did you do.I said gee honey,









I CALLED A TOE TRUCK!
 
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