mezz
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Sven & Ole worked together in a Minnesota factory, both were laid off. So, they went to the Unemployment Office "togedder." When asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher, I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher, finding it is classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.
Sven when asked his occupation replied "Diesel Fitter." The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter & it was classified as a skilled job. So the clerk gave Sven a $600 a week unemployment compensation.
When Ole found this out, he was furious!!! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend & co-worker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor & Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"Vat skill?!? yelled Ole. I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven puts dem over his head & say's, "Yah,....DIESEL FITTER."
If you don't understand a word of dis, den you're not a Svede, Norvegian or Yooper, nor are you from Minnesota!!!....too bad!
Tot you's might enjoy dat one, Have a good weekend folks!-Mezz
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher, finding it is classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.
Sven when asked his occupation replied "Diesel Fitter." The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter & it was classified as a skilled job. So the clerk gave Sven a $600 a week unemployment compensation.
When Ole found this out, he was furious!!! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend & co-worker was collecting double his benefits.
The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor & Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."
"Vat skill?!? yelled Ole. I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven puts dem over his head & say's, "Yah,....DIESEL FITTER."
If you don't understand a word of dis, den you're not a Svede, Norvegian or Yooper, nor are you from Minnesota!!!....too bad!
Tot you's might enjoy dat one, Have a good weekend folks!
-Mezz
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