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snomoman

Active member
Today was a rather uplifting day in the fact that things really clicked well.
Work was good, weather was good, attitude was good... The one thing
that sometimes enters my thoughts is that beautiful snowmobile just
sitting in the garage...just waiting for that great moment to ride & ride.
It's kind of a longing for a friend that you just have to wait for.
But isn't it such a wonderful thing when the weather starts to cool off,
things start to freeze and you know it's about time... time to feel that
rush of speed and power...oh what a feeling, a feeling that I will never forget

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo is real heavy,... a zippo is a little lighter
 

snomoman

Active member
I mentioned this to my wife and she said she had the same type of uplifting day - she was shopping for bras at VS!
Glad to hear that we can share uplifting experiences
Me talking about a spiritual uplifting experience...
You talking about a gravitational uplifting experience LOL
 

jakester

New member
A guy took a bus ride to get out of the city for a few hours. He ended up walking along a golf course and found a bunch of golf balls and put them in the front pockets of his pants. He got back on a bus for the ride home and sat down next to a beautiful young blonde woman. He noticed that see was staring at his pockets and after about the third time, he looked at her and said, golf balls! She looked at him but didn't say anything right away. After a few minutes she looked at him and asked, does that hurt worse than tennis elbow?
 

snomoman

Active member
If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument,
pull out some bread, deli meat & cheese.
Her instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich!!
 
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