Important Christmas Message

[gary_in_neenah]

CHRISTMAS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I panic. I have to brake hard, throw my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

[sweeperguy]

CHRISTMAS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I panic. I have to brake hard, throw my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Good to hear I'm not the only one
LMAO

 

[Cirrus_Driver]

I flashed my brights at a cop last night, sitting on the side of the road with his brights on, and he flashed his red/blues at me when I drove by. Guess I woke him up. Moron.

 

[mezz]

CHRISTMAS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I panic. I have to brake hard, throw my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

BA HAAA!!!-Mezz