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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
It’s really not that surprising. Everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
He should have used a driver.
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Hollywood is making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!
