It's so dry here that.....

[pistons]

There's not enough water in the ditch to drowned a kitten. lol

 

[upbarleyboy]

It's so dry here that they are encouraging people to pee in the public pools, and the cows are giving evaporated milk.

 

[formula_ss]

It's so dry here, even the catfish have ticks!

 

[dcsnomo]

It’s so dry that the trees are whistlin’ for the dogs

 

[polarisrider1]

You have to admit,"It has been drier then a Popcorn Fart."

 

[polaris4me]

It's so dry....that I just farted dust.

 

[snocrazy]

It's so dry, diving off of my dock will = a sand-wich

 

[outrageous]

Its so dry here that yesterday I saw two coons carring water to the sweet corn patch.