JD injury

[eyeman]

Dang man, that's a wicked accident. Hope the Docs can fix you up. Get well soon.

 

[frnash]

Jeez, I stay off the forum for a few days and look what happens! Ouch!

John, does this mean that you're now a potential candidate for Mayor of Chicago?
c.f. (click →) Wikedypedia: Rahm Emanuel. Quoted here in part:

"While a high school student working part-time at an Arby's restaurant, Emanuel severely cut his right middle finger on a meat slicer, which was later infected from swimming in Lake Michigan. His finger was partially amputated due to the severity of the infection."

(Of course that was your left hand, and his right hand. Does that matter?
Maybe just "Mayor of Jacobsville"?