Jesus and Moses go golfing one day.
As they're about to tee off, an old man with a gray beard asks if he can join them and they agreed.
Moses goes first and his ball lands in the water hazard, he walks over to the edge, parts the water,
and uses a Sand Wedge to drop the ball on the green.
Jesus tees up, swings and the ball lands in the same water hazard.
But the ball just floats on the surface, so Jesus walks on the water, lines up and drops the ball on the green.
The old gray beard is next. Carefully tees up and swings and the ball lands in the middle of the water hazard and sinks to the bottom.
On the bottom, a carp picks up the ball and then leaps from the water whereby a Bald Eagle swoops in and grabs the ball in it's claws.
Flying over the green, the eagle drops the ball, and it rolls into the cup for a hole in one!
Jesus turns to the old man and says,
"Nice shot, Dad."
As they're about to tee off, an old man with a gray beard asks if he can join them and they agreed.
Moses goes first and his ball lands in the water hazard, he walks over to the edge, parts the water,
and uses a Sand Wedge to drop the ball on the green.
Jesus tees up, swings and the ball lands in the same water hazard.
But the ball just floats on the surface, so Jesus walks on the water, lines up and drops the ball on the green.
The old gray beard is next. Carefully tees up and swings and the ball lands in the middle of the water hazard and sinks to the bottom.
On the bottom, a carp picks up the ball and then leaps from the water whereby a Bald Eagle swoops in and grabs the ball in it's claws.
Flying over the green, the eagle drops the ball, and it rolls into the cup for a hole in one!
Jesus turns to the old man and says,
"Nice shot, Dad."