Good morning!
Here is your seasonal reminder that if you feel you can do a better job plowing snow than the guys in the big orange trucks, a golden opportunity awaits you!!
Yes, WCHD is actively hiring. Stop on down today and amaze the shop with your plowing prowess!
Aside from a decent wage, here is a list of the other benefits that will be exclusively available to you:
● being cursed at or about on various Facebook pages by folks who can barely drive their own vehicle in snow because you didn't plow their route of travel first.
● having to be available at all hours of the day or night to go out to plow roads for people who will complain and curse you for doing your job.
● you will receive an escort while you plow. This will be in the form of a special set of people who insist tailgating the rear bumper of your truck. The "most elite squad of special people" will be close to your wing blade.
So, please, if you can do it better than the folks currently in the trucks, get down there and apply TODAY!!
Mention this advertisement to give the hiring person an extra chuckle.
Drive safe, stay away from the plow and let's all get where we are going in one piece. It's only November, people. We've done it before.
Here is your seasonal reminder that if you feel you can do a better job plowing snow than the guys in the big orange trucks, a golden opportunity awaits you!!
Yes, WCHD is actively hiring. Stop on down today and amaze the shop with your plowing prowess!
Aside from a decent wage, here is a list of the other benefits that will be exclusively available to you:
● being cursed at or about on various Facebook pages by folks who can barely drive their own vehicle in snow because you didn't plow their route of travel first.
● having to be available at all hours of the day or night to go out to plow roads for people who will complain and curse you for doing your job.
● you will receive an escort while you plow. This will be in the form of a special set of people who insist tailgating the rear bumper of your truck. The "most elite squad of special people" will be close to your wing blade.
So, please, if you can do it better than the folks currently in the trucks, get down there and apply TODAY!!
Mention this advertisement to give the hiring person an extra chuckle.
Drive safe, stay away from the plow and let's all get where we are going in one piece. It's only November, people. We've done it before.