A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may
I take the dog for a walk around the
block?"
Mom
replies, "No, because she is in
heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask
your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and
says,"Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom,
but she said the dog was in heat,
and to come to you." Dad said,
"Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it
with a little gasoline, and dabbed
the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said, "OK,
you can go now, but keep Belle on
the leash and only go one time
around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few
minutes later with no dog on the
leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
"Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of
gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."
I take the dog for a walk around the
block?"
Mom
replies, "No, because she is in
heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask
your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and
says,"Dad, may I take Belle for a
walk around the block? I asked Mom,
but she said the dog was in heat,
and to come to you." Dad said,
"Bring Belle over here."
Being old school he took a rag, soaked it
with a little gasoline, and dabbed
the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said, "OK,
you can go now, but keep Belle on
the leash and only go one time
around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few
minutes later with no dog on the
leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
"Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of
gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."
