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For 2020 Yamaha has released the FT 1200 supercharged 4 stroke built 100 % in Japan. The Festering Turd 1200 will have a supercharger integrated into the existing turbocharger thus increasing the vehicle weight by 4%. Head engineer Constantine Fernando stated that Yamaha owners don't care about weight so no expense was spared to increase the weight at every juncture. The dry weight of a 131 inch model is now an even 1000 lbs. They will come with Tuner 4 skis which are modeled after 1967 Polaris Mustang skis and be constructed of durable cast iron. Power steering will be standard of course and will be solar powered with a back up battery. There is no seat at all on the FT 1200 so the rider can stand up all the time so he gets to think he is going really fast. The FT 1200 will get 27 miles to the gallon because it is important for the average snowmobiler to never spend any money ever on things like gas. Or food. Or medicine. Or anything. Snowmobilers like to make money every time they sit on a snowmobile.
Except you can't sit on the FT 1200. You have to stand up all the time, this is good for your knees too because they don't have to bend . Your knees will be joyful. Finally the FT 1200 will only cost $29000 dollars American. We at Yamaha know we could charge anything we wanted and the Yamaha faithful would buy it anyway but we figured we would be nice guys. Oh, and there won't be another new model for another 15 years. Cheers!!!!!
Except you can't sit on the FT 1200. You have to stand up all the time, this is good for your knees too because they don't have to bend . Your knees will be joyful. Finally the FT 1200 will only cost $29000 dollars American. We at Yamaha know we could charge anything we wanted and the Yamaha faithful would buy it anyway but we figured we would be nice guys. Oh, and there won't be another new model for another 15 years. Cheers!!!!!
