I loved the story as well and laughed pretty good at it. I wanna mention a story of my own that was funny, not trying to horde in on your action John but this one is funny as well. I had a animal getting into the garbage inside my garage because in the summer I would often leave the garage door open through the night. Instead of just closing the door I decided to try an hunt the animal and get rid of the problem that way. One evening I came home and saw eyes glowing in the garage with car lights shinned inside. I ran in a got the pump BB gun and the game was on. Soon as I got in the garage I closed the door and turned the light on so animal couldn't get out. I than started to find the thing and quickly discovered it was a skunk,,so i went to plan B. I opened the door and grabbed a chair and sat outside the garage about 20 ft away and decided I would wait all night to get this thing,,as least revenge even if he sprayed. It took over a half hr before he even stated to move.and Now I have the gun pumped, loaded and aimed in his direction and my arms are tired. The skunk finally climbs into the garbage can and I am waiting for a good shot. I have the outside light on and just waiting, waiting, 1.5 hrs later he is still scavenging and making a real racket and I finally have my shoot. I have the skunk in perfect sight and he is sideways so a perfect ear shot is all I need. He stopped for a second and could not have been more perfect target so I pull the trigger and the BB just rolls right out the barrel and falls in front of me. The darn thing lost its pressure and wouldn't fire. So I pumped it up 10 times again and figured it was gonna last at least 20 mins and I get my shot and same thing. Two friggin hrs and 2 BB's laying 1 ft in front of me. I walked right up to the other can with skunk starring at me and dropped the gun in the can and went to bed,,skunk didn't seem to frightened at all.