Obviously, complaining about No Snow is getting us no where. We've covered Oil, Pictures of our Pets, Boobies, Bad Gas, Doo sues Cat and still.....No Snow!!! Next up, NEW YEARS & looking at all the brown outside the window is a good reason to find a bottle.
So here goes with a few Resolutions for 2012 and feel free to add some of yours.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.
Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year, get your payback in 2012!
Promise to never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Try to spend less than 1 hour a day browsing JohnDee.com (that's 1 hour at work, 2 hours at home)
Happy New Year to all of the John Dee members. Drink responsibly and Think Snow!
So here goes with a few Resolutions for 2012 and feel free to add some of yours.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.
Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year, get your payback in 2012!
Promise to never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Try to spend less than 1 hour a day browsing JohnDee.com (that's 1 hour at work, 2 hours at home)
Happy New Year to all of the John Dee members. Drink responsibly and Think Snow!