Pelosi and Trump go fishing

beavers33

New member
The President , Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing
immigrants into our country. Nancy of course wants free access to
everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our
borders and insure only the right people come in.

Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the
matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue.

Whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his
or her process implemented.

The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would
be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both
would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5
PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.

After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish,
while Pelosi comes back with nothing.

Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once
again comes back with nothing.

That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse
Trump of being a “low-life, cheating piece of scum.” Instead of
fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and
figure out how he is cheating.

Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more
to his total.

That night, Pelosi and her democratic cohorts get together for the
full report on how Donald was cheating.

Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, “You are not going to
believe this. Trump is cheating because he's cutting holes in the
ice.”

And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman
and a career government politician.
 

latner

Active member
Funny! I thought the punch line was going to be that Pelosi and her democratic cohorts were looking for other fisherman to take their fish from.
 
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