Please redesign a new seat for us old folks!!

[snomoman]

I was hoping the manufacturers would read this and consider us old folks in re-designing a new seat, you see as we get older gravitational pull forces happen upon us in ways that I can’t describe I’m just tired of getting my coconuts cracked all the time while riding! So maybe they could design a seat with a little indented area for protection, I’ve also thought of inventing some type of supporter that you could roll your unmentionables up like a roll of toothpaste! I guess I can just continue to duct tape them to my stomach, but I’m afraid of by the time I’m in my 70s I’m gonna have to throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier!

 

[sjb]

How about wearing undergarments that hold the jewels in place? Way back when........during my motocross days.......I had to go from boxers to a brief of sort just for this reason.

 

[wirev]

I was hoping the manufacturers would read this and consider us old folks in re-designing a new seat, you see as we get older gravitational pull forces happen upon us in ways that I can’t describe I’m just tired of getting my coconuts cracked all the time while riding! So maybe they could design a seat with a little indented area for protection, I’ve also thought of inventing some type of supporter that you could roll your unmentionables up like a roll of toothpaste! I guess I can just continue to duct tape them to my stomach, but I’m afraid of by the time I’m in my 70s I’m gonna have to throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier!

Hmmmm, Al Jarvis? [Google it]

 

[slimcake]

Out of all of the ergonomic concerns I have with snowmobiling in general I guess that one never made my list... Does your vehicle have an indentation in da seat? Kinda wore in?? First it was to much snow now its my nuts are getting cracked. Sheesh... Get some Duluth trading boxer briefs and cure the problem!!

 

[rp7x]

I can cure this quickly ! Just like when I band my bull calves

 

[whitedust]

I was hoping the manufacturers would read this and consider us old folks in re-designing a new seat, you see as we get older gravitational pull forces happen upon us in ways that I can’t describe I’m just tired of getting my coconuts cracked all the time while riding! So maybe they could design a seat with a little indented area for protection, I’ve also thought of inventing some type of supporter that you could roll your unmentionables up like a roll of toothpaste! I guess I can just continue to duct tape them to my stomach, but I’m afraid of by the time I’m in my 70s I’m gonna have to throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier!

This is an easy solution. Check out Duluth Trading Co they have exactly what you want in bull pen undies. I wear nothing but DTC underwear but never bought bull pen.

 

[Tracker]

All you got to do is get the perforated heated and cooled seat and you could Nest your tiny little raisins in there in the indents......lol

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You could also use these they are crafted with integrity.....
ROTFLMAO

https://www.neuticles.com/

 

[wirev]

All you got to do is get the perforated heated and cooled seat and you could Nest your tiny little raisins in there in the indents......lol

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You could also use these they are crafted with integrity.....
ROTFLMAO

https://www.neuticles.com/

Wondered what they were called. Got our Golden Retriever neutered and was asked if we wanted that for him. He never misses them----maybe same for the OP.

 

[boomding]

2Under boxer briefs with the Joey Pouch. Pricey, but well worth it. Just started wearing them this season and I'm hooked.

 

[DamageInc]

You don't need a new seat. You need Underarmour boxer briefs (or similar). I've tried a lot of brands, and they are simply the best. If the price is too high, Champions are a lot cheaper but still pretty good.

 

[WorkHardPlayHrd]

I can cure this quickly ! Just like when I band my bull calves

This would cause the ultimate case of blue and black balls. I think he'd rather keep his set.

 

[rp7x]

They dry up then fall off ��

 

[winterwarlock]

Dip em in da snow right before ya ride eh, they will retract right up fer ya...yer welcome.

 

[frnash]

Here ya go, problem solved!

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[mezz]

Ever heard of a Jock Strap? Hmmm.... or, should I say, Athletic Supporter.-Mezz

 

[shelby369]

Just stand up and let them "free"

 

[Tracker]

Just stand up and let them "free"

add in a trampoline and the fact that he's an old man.... and somebody's going to get an eye knocked out

 

[snomoman]

and I’m glad to know that I’ve got such great response from this thread, thanks for all the advice everyone,
snomoman

 

[sweeperguy]

add in a trampoline and the fact that he's an old man.... and somebody's going to get an eye knocked out

Better than an old woman, that would knock her own eye out