A trucker who has been out on the road for too long stops at a brothel at the edge of town. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen darlin’, I’m not in the mood ...... I’m just homesick."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHbGhEfnh2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHbGhEfnh2E
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