Subject: Possibly the Very Best Chicken Joke - Ever

lukester

New member
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
 

toolmaker

New member
Heard this one trying to shoot archery many years ago. Pretty tough to concentrate after.

Why did the pervert cross the road?















He was stuck to the chicken.
 

tpski

Member
What's the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?



















Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards..............
 

chadlyt

Member
That is not what i heard...

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