mezz
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Have you ever wondered why its OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the French (including French Canadians) the Elderly, bad golfers, Men, Women, Blacks, Whites, Rednecks, but, yet it is insensitive to make jokes about Muslims? Well, its about time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect by including our friends, the Muslims on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list....
1. If you grow & refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor.... you may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun & a $5,000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes....you may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth....you may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean....you may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet proof & suicide....you may be a Muslim
6. If you can think of anyone that you have not declared jihad against....you may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing....you may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off bombs....you may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women & think every man should have at least four....you may be a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive & do not forward it, or, delete it, you are part of the problem here in America....you are most likely a Muslim
HISTORICAL FACT: Who says building a border wall wont work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago, and, they still dont have any Mexicans!
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list....
1. If you grow & refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor.... you may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun & a $5,000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes....you may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth....you may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean....you may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet proof & suicide....you may be a Muslim
6. If you can think of anyone that you have not declared jihad against....you may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing....you may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off bombs....you may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women & think every man should have at least four....you may be a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive & do not forward it, or, delete it, you are part of the problem here in America....you are most likely a Muslim
HISTORICAL FACT: Who says building a border wall wont work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago, and, they still dont have any Mexicans!
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