the Other Woman

gary_in_neenah

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This guy is riding his snowmobile one day, misses a corner and ends up unconscious lying in a ditch.
When he comes to, there's a beautiful woman standing over him and she asks if he's hurt.
"No, I'm fine," he answered. "Just a little shaken."
"Well, let me give you a ride to where you can warm up," she offered.
"Oh, that's OK," he replied. "Besides, my wife would be wondering where I am."
"We'll just call her when we get to my place, just down the road", said the woman.
So, they get in her vehicle and head down the road aways. As she's driving, she places her hand on his knee with a gentle squeeze.
But he doesn't mind as he's feeling a little woozy from the blow to his head in the crash. Besides a little flirting never hurt.
They get to her house and go inside and he says, "My wife really wouldn't like this at all."
The woman says, "Don't be silly, she's not here she purrs invitingly....besides, where is she anyways?"

The guy says, "Well, my guess is she's still layin in the ditch back there with my wrecked snowmobile"
 
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