A man finds himself lost in a deep jungle and stumbles upon a tribe of natives that had just lost their Chief. The tribe was in confusion over the loss of their leader and asked the man if he would be willing to be their new Chief. The High Priest came forward with words of a test that must be completed to be their Chief. The man is lead to a clearing in the jungle where there appears Three Huts. The Priest continues, in the first hut is 20 gallons of our fermented beverage, you must drink it all. In the second hut is a gorilla with a bad toothache that must be pulled and in the third hut is a young native girl you must make love to.
So the guy scratches his chin, scans the crowd of natives and says, OK I'll give it a try and into the first hut he goes. After an hour he comes out and he is gassed, can barely walk a straight line to the second hut with the gorilla. Upon entering there ensues loud growling and screaming, the sounds of mayhem the natives had never heard. After ten minutes or so the man appears at the doorway and he's a bloody mess, missing some hair, clothes torn to shreds. He limps over the Priest and says.......
So the guy scratches his chin, scans the crowd of natives and says, OK I'll give it a try and into the first hut he goes. After an hour he comes out and he is gassed, can barely walk a straight line to the second hut with the gorilla. Upon entering there ensues loud growling and screaming, the sounds of mayhem the natives had never heard. After ten minutes or so the man appears at the doorway and he's a bloody mess, missing some hair, clothes torn to shreds. He limps over the Priest and says.......
Now where's that Native Girl with a toothache?