The Traveling Salesman

gary_in_neenah

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So a traveling salesman goes into a fairly grungy diner. The waitress comes over and she looks even worse.

Deciding not to take any chances, the salesman orders two hamburgers and a hot dog.

The waitress comes over a few minutes later with the hamburgers stuck in her arm pits.

The salesman asks Why are the hamburgers under your arms?

The waitress says, That is how I keep them warm.

And the salesman says Cancel the hot dog.
 

mezz

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Funny, but, Eee-you!! -Mezz p.s. tried to post a funny face, but, that strange issue is back. This one is the result of a semi-colon and an parenthesis. :)
 
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