He claims to be located in Chesterfield, MI, which is (roughly) at Gratiot Ave (M-59) and 22 Mile Road, in Macomb County; roughly 2 to 3 miles north of Selfridge ANGB. Ya can't get much "troller" than that!
Objection sir....sustained!
Chesterfield, is smack dab on the north side of SELFRIDGE, runs north to 26 mile road, goes west to North Avenue, and east to New Baltimore and that tiny lake called Lake St. Clair (which no self respecting Great Lakes affectionated sailor...even thinks about...speaking of lakes...can you believe those guys in HoHio...build cottages along the ditches on the spressways??? Hehe...day tink it's paradise...don't yeh know
), and which is flow-age from a real body of water....Lake Huron... borders this quaint little community called Chesterfield.
While this guy probably didn't gradiate the 6th grade, likely he didn't need none of that spell'n and cyphering to attain the finely developed skill of antler attach'n....
Furthermore.....he's got all those antlers cause the area is crawling with deer...likely ten times the number that the YOOPEEE has and most likely a simple "day's gather'n" out yonder. (Say maybe Yoopers should consider goin to hunt'n camp down in Chesterfield....those folks need the commerce these days...as the car companies are still listing to the left a little???)
OH....Anyone who lives ten feet soud of dah bridge...is technically a troll....and a person of trollyness....
BTW, some pretty darn good folks come from those parts of the state...present company excepted! So stop whack'n on folks who would rather be using snow scoops and snow blowers to clear their roofs. We take pride in throw'n salt on bare roads just because it MIGHT snow a few flakes and who need to do that because there are folks who go out into the "weather" and drive around....who should NOT even own a driver's license; down disaway.... We do NOT discriminate!!!! (In otherwords...bumper pool with $30,000 auto's is just okay with us! Breaks up the monotony between raking leaves, and planting garden....4 wheel drive....sheeesh...for sissies!! Means more cars and trucks to sell...don't yeah know!? Besides...when you "make it home" at night, you can crow to anyone and everyone who will listen to you about the close calls you had goin and comin to work and home....unfornately, and sadly, a few lose the game and take away some of the fun...course we all tune in the nightly news to see who didn't make it and what damage got done to the chariots they were ridin...)
We trolls are a hardy bunch...should see us weaving and wobbling along on I-75 on the weekends....do'n 90 mph, with our Cadillac and Lincoln trucks doin the big ole 360's ....now there's some skill sets. Nobody loosen their bells down this way...no sir ree bob!
Mary Christmas to use guys too...where ever you might be...even some of you's desert rats....