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You are comprised of: 84 minerals, 23 Elements, and 8 gallons of water spread across 38 trillion cells. You have been built up from nothing by the spare parts of the Earth you have consumed, according to a set of instructions hidden in a double helix and small enough to be carried by a sperm...

Took the Mrs. out for dinner last night and had a quick spin around town. I had a recall on mine this year as BRP replaced the Drive Sprocket.

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’ He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying Biplanes, Cubs, Crop Dusters, I even flew in WWII in a...

I'll repost from above; "Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?"

Top Gun (the first one)

Dumb & Dumber "Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in... in a flood and I'd like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?"

"Here's a Quarter, go downtown and have a Rat knaw that thing off your face!"

I'd have to agree, AAPL has been a very sound investment for us. Not bragging, just blind luck that we bought our first shares around 2005 and it's done nothing but increase in value over the years. More than tripled and multiple splits along with dividends.

Forrest Gump with the Black Choir?

Guessing here...."We're the Millers"? "Think Small, Aim Small"

Hangover, not sure which one. I was quite sure the previous was Clint Eastwood, again not sure which one. " Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser."

Gettysburg Colonel Chamberlain, to be exact. I've watched the movie many times and visited the battlefield twice.

Whoa, you're way ahead of us. Planted the potatoes about a week ago, nothing yet. The rest will go in the ground next week if the weather permits.

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. "With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.”

Airplane "We're gonna be in the Hudson"

Fast and Furious? "Picture a girl who took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

Cool Hand Luke "Ideals are peacful, history is violent"

"There's no crying in baseball!"

Actually, I had to Google it myself. I recalled the line but wanted to get it exact.