The wife buys a copy of the book Exorcist. After reading the first few chapters she realizes the story is evil and throws it in the fireplace.
The next day, the husband buys the exact same book, takes it to his shop and carefully chars the edges with his propane torch.
That night before bedtime, he places the book on her pillow, turns out the light and waits in the darkness...
The next day, the husband buys the exact same book, takes it to his shop and carefully chars the edges with his propane torch.
That night before bedtime, he places the book on her pillow, turns out the light and waits in the darkness...
"And That's the Last Thing I Remember, Doc"