Grant Hoar
New member
Rating trails on a scale of 1 to 10 needs some improvement, so here are some random thoughts that came to me during the ride Saturday and were finalized with a couple adult beverages after the sleds were parked.
FRONTIER DANCER - for those short plowed road sections
Uuuuuuugly, bare and nasty, but its not like you have a choice. Something you put up with to get to items further down on the list.
FRUIT OF THE LOOM
Everything around you is all white, except for an ugly brown streak in the heavily travelled area.
THE MADONNA
Ridden hard, a ton of miles and usage, kinda wrinkly saggy and worn, but still has a bunch of the good stuff in the right places. A pretty decent ride if you dont think too much about how many have been there before you. Closing your eyes is optional but not recommended.
THE KALEY (Cuoco)
Generally really good, can be kind of bit..y at times, but overall pretty fine shape and will bring a smile to your face when riding. Usually groomed well, but can bite back at you if you try to ride too fast. You will be glad to find these, as they make up a good percentage of what you find to hop on if you look hard enough.
THE GISELLE
Smooth, tight, white and curvy in all the right places. So enjoyable that you will want to ride twice, once in each direction!
FRONTIER DANCER - for those short plowed road sections
Uuuuuuugly, bare and nasty, but its not like you have a choice. Something you put up with to get to items further down on the list.
FRUIT OF THE LOOM
Everything around you is all white, except for an ugly brown streak in the heavily travelled area.
THE MADONNA
Ridden hard, a ton of miles and usage, kinda wrinkly saggy and worn, but still has a bunch of the good stuff in the right places. A pretty decent ride if you dont think too much about how many have been there before you. Closing your eyes is optional but not recommended.
THE KALEY (Cuoco)
Generally really good, can be kind of bit..y at times, but overall pretty fine shape and will bring a smile to your face when riding. Usually groomed well, but can bite back at you if you try to ride too fast. You will be glad to find these, as they make up a good percentage of what you find to hop on if you look hard enough.
THE GISELLE
Smooth, tight, white and curvy in all the right places. So enjoyable that you will want to ride twice, once in each direction!
