meathead? You watching "ice road truckers" again? Is it a continental, town car or a mark 4? Need pics.
i put blizzak snow tires on my wife's corolla. It performed so well that i picked up a set of 4 for our suv. The difference is like night and day.
We have a cabin that is somewhat remote and requires driving 15 miles over forest service roads can be pretty dicey. I had a set of these tire chains for my pickup and then bought a different set when we sold the pickup and got the suv. They are so easy to put on you won't believe it. Way better than the old ladder style chains for traction. I don't use them on paved roads but for gravel roads and my long driveway they do the trick if the road is really bad...
http://www.lacledechain.com/light-truck-and-suvs/alpine-sport-super-sport