"victuals": 3rd person singular present? Huh? — I dun't unnerstan'.
It's clearly a plural noun. There is no verb form there.
(Mebby y'all spell it "vittles" out thar in da boondocks, way beyond Dogpatch?)
The way I see it, with all the crap you have to deal with in this world, you might as well at least eat good. The extra 10 minuets (or one hockey pop) to get the grill going is not a problem for me. Love me some charcoal grillin!
Darn spell-check keeps throwing me off. I think I am better off with out it! At least when I misspell words the way they sound, you can still decipher what I'm trying to say! LOL