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indy_500

indy_500

Well-known member
Calling frnash!

Craigslist can really kill you sometimes! How do you expect to sell something like this?

http://appleton.craigslist.org/cto/2342731288.html

"im selling y dodge cus of the fact its way 2 much gas for me and im looking 2 down grade this truck is nice except the rust and the fact that the truck has alot of milage um the things that are wrongis the windsheild wiper motor just took a crap on me and there is a little play in the steering wheel but other wise it still runs stong i just drive it back and forth 2 work thats it any more questions plesetext or call 920-765-3067 this would be a great truck 2 haul and do fun stuff with or use as a daily driver o and i put brand new tires onthe back the begining of the winter and its got decent tires in the front"
 
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russholio

Well-known member
indy_500 said:
Calling frnash!

Craigslist can really kill you sometimes! How do you expect to sell something like this?

http://appleton.craigslist.org/cto/2342731288.html

"im selling y dodge cus of the fact its way 2 much gas for me and im looking 2 down grade this truck is nice except the rust and the fact that the truck has alot of milage um the things that are wrongis the windsheild wiper motor just took a crap on me and there is a little play in the steering wheel but other wise it still runs stong i just drive it back and forth 2 work thats it any more questions plesetext or call 920-765-3067 this would be a great truck 2 haul and do fun stuff with or use as a daily driver o and i put brand new tires onthe back the begining of the winter and its got decent tires in the front"
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I am now dumber for having read this. Or having tried to read it, I should say! :rolleyes:
 
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booondocker

New member
frnash said:
Such a deal, but too far fer me! :rolleyes:
(At least he's layin' it on the line!)
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Oh, geez.....Nash...there was a day, you would hop a plane, or fly one yourself, and buy that truck and drive it back to dah dezzaart!

Ur loosen your grip dar ollie!!
 
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windingtrailgal

Active member
russholio said:
I am now dumber for having read this. Or having tried to read it, I should say! :rolleyes:
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dcsnomo said:
A small puff of smoke came out of the top of my head after reading that!
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booondocker said:
Oh, geez.....Nash...there was a day, you would hop a plane, or fly one yourself, and buy that truck and drive it back to dah dezzaart!

Ur loosen your grip dar ollie!!
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LMAO!! :)
(can you tell that I just learned how to respond with multi quotes!? Such a proud day!) I tried to go back to PR1's quote but it wouldn't let me!?
 
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windingtrailgal

Active member
LOL @ PR1 -
"um, would you be interested in a "vehicle" that might possibly run and, well, kinda sorta has some newER tires...I don't wanna BRAG 'bout the interior er nothin but if you like the smell of cig smoke and puke? This red hot baby is for YOU!"
 
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xcr440

Well-known member
Another classic:

18"x18"x18" man cave refridgerator. Works well for someone who doesn't have a lot of spare space but would benefit from the convenience of a small fridge that could almost be considered an electric cooler. Works great too. I would like to take it with me on the move south but other half (notice I didn't say better half) doesn't understand a man's need to be alone and with access to cold drinks.
 
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