Dear Mr. Winter,
Did I (we) do something wrong? Tick you off somehow?
You showed up at the door with 11 inches of snow in EARLY December
Then before you left,... you turned on the 50mph fan and blew all our snow
to the areas we didn't need it, Then, you came by with a nice 8 inch dumping,
only to warm up, cry rain, and take it all away.
Now, with "some" frozen base, I am begging and pleading with you
Mr. Winter,....Could you pretty pretty pretty P L E A S E visit us with a nice
12 to 14 inch moisture filled dumping of the white stuff?
This quarter inch every other day of wind driven fluff doesn't do us much good
here in Northern Cheeseland. Keep dumping your LES on the U.P., and Lower Mich, and
Minnesota, and North/South Dakota, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and elsewhere,...
but P L E A S E don't forget about us Wisconsin folks.
I know Brett Favre left, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
I will now don my best Heiki Lunta costume and brave the elements (wind) to do
my most bestest Snow Dance I can.
Please come back Mr.Winter.
Please come back Mr. Winter,...
Please come back Mr. Winter,........
(cue in dream sequence of BigVin Clicking his LaCrosse Iceman boots together,
with "Why Can't We Be Friends" playing in the backgound)
Did I (we) do something wrong? Tick you off somehow?
You showed up at the door with 11 inches of snow in EARLY December
Then before you left,... you turned on the 50mph fan and blew all our snow
to the areas we didn't need it, Then, you came by with a nice 8 inch dumping,
only to warm up, cry rain, and take it all away.
Now, with "some" frozen base, I am begging and pleading with you
Mr. Winter,....Could you pretty pretty pretty P L E A S E visit us with a nice
12 to 14 inch moisture filled dumping of the white stuff?
This quarter inch every other day of wind driven fluff doesn't do us much good
here in Northern Cheeseland. Keep dumping your LES on the U.P., and Lower Mich, and
Minnesota, and North/South Dakota, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and elsewhere,...
but P L E A S E don't forget about us Wisconsin folks.
I know Brett Favre left, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
I will now don my best Heiki Lunta costume and brave the elements (wind) to do
my most bestest Snow Dance I can.
Please come back Mr.Winter.
Please come back Mr. Winter,...
Please come back Mr. Winter,........
(cue in dream sequence of BigVin Clicking his LaCrosse Iceman boots together,
with "Why Can't We Be Friends" playing in the backgound)