I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
That cost me 6 stitches...
And I was talking to another young woman in the VFW just last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right”
I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
That cost me a fat lip.
Then last week at the VFW I saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
You guessed it...6 more stitches.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
That cost me 6 stitches...
And I was talking to another young woman in the VFW just last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right”
I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
That cost me a fat lip.
Then last week at the VFW I saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
You guessed it...6 more stitches.