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Admin

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Just got word that for some reason there has been a run on TP. Not sure why, but I figured I could help.

For Sale:

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1 roll of Charmin's finest. I usually charge a buck a square while out riding in the bush, but will let this unused roll go for $100. That is a savings of $324!

Please note: All sales final. No returns!

Proceeds to go towards the purchase of a new lawn mower. :)

-John
 
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euphoric1

Well-known member
You know....it could come to that, here in Wisconsin we have what...6 confirmed cases, was at grocery store yesterday and someone had 4 of those monster packs in her cart, I wanted to say...are you kidding me? but once again leave it to the media causing all the fear, the ups and downs in product sales, stock market and so on and so on, pretty soon we may be paying $1.00/gal of gasoline but $20/roll of toilet paper.
 
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vmaxal

Member
$1.77 in Clare, MI today, unleaded gas that is... Was $1.85 on Sun., $1.95 on 2/28... Trending more towards $1 than the $4 I paid for premium in Lac La Belle last week but the use of it sure was a lot more fun sledding vs. returning to work.
 
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slimcake

Well-known member
People are crazy.... However I have my zombie shelter and it is well stocked with necessities..... Don't wait for the stupid media to tell you about it....
 
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euphoric1

Well-known member
Skylar said:
I'm so looking forward to that 1 dollar a gallon gas!
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Right!! will make boating season more affordable! lets see if the fuel surcharges we have been being screwed for since the time it hit $5.00 a gallon disappear....I think not
 
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Tracker

New member
John the guys on here like the stuff that you can see thru since their 1st piece of azz was when their finger slipped thru the toilet paper...lol...that stuff is way to good
 
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slimcake

Well-known member
Close as I came was at krupps. 6 of us in a small cabin. 5 of 6 of us had the home wrecker at the gay bar... I was the one that didn't. But we were short of chit tickets the next morning that is for sure...
 
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hemi_newman

Active member
Went to our local Walmart today as I needed some stuff for work, as we browsed the aisles, TP, hand sanitizer, and lisol wipes all gone! The dems have done a good job of causing panic in the sheep. Meanwhile I’m sitting good on ammo for the zombie apocalypse.
 
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WorkHardPlayHrd

Active member
Panic is the animal, and he who is crazy enough to use it can make a killing on puts and calls in the market right now. If you are willing to risk it. We contracted fuel at $1.98 for the farm (died diesel). A month ago. Checked today and it's $1.91. A 22% drop in crude does not spread to the rest of us.
 
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ohiosledder

Member
This bizarre shortage of toilet paper reminded me of an episode of Extreme Cheapskates on TLC where a family refused to spend money on toilet paper. They used rags instead, and would wash them after the hamper of dirty ones was full. Think about that.
 
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