Pst....let you in on a little secret.....
Nash is really a ficticious carroter...ain't know sutch fella....
See, sence most folks never did get past read'n and rite'n and dat odder think...I ferget now...
Dah adminstration of dis board decided to do sumth'n about it...so they came up with dis here ficticious carroter who can tease all yous people into at least attempt'n to do a better job with your spell'n and word choices.
Sooooo.....day came up wit dis here fig ticious guy named after some sore t of acronym.....
And now do you know what NASH really stands fur??? Well I'm gunnna leave that one up to yous guys to figure out...
Still dis don't stand in dah way of a birtday...nun-dah less So's happy birday old guy....even if'n your just a syber fellow from a fricktious town in dah u.p.