A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
> > Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
> > difficult to handle.
> > Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
> > gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
> > gorilla available.
> > Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
> > Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning
> > the animal cages.
> >
> > Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
> > ability to satisfy a female of any species.
> >
> > The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby
> > Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
> > with the gorilla for $500.00?
> >
> > Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
> > matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
> > accept
> > their offer, but only under four conditions
> >
> > 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
> > The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition
> >
> > 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
> > The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
> >
> > 3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
> > Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
> >
> > 4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to
> > come up with the $500.00
> > Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
> > difficult to handle.
> > Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
> > gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
> > gorilla available.
> > Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
> > Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning
> > the animal cages.
> >
> > Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample
> > ability to satisfy a female of any species.
> >
> > The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby
> > Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
> > with the gorilla for $500.00?
> >
> > Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
> > matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
> > accept
> > their offer, but only under four conditions
> >
> > 1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
> > The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition
> >
> > 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
> > The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
> >
> > 3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
> > Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
> >
> > 4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to
> > come up with the $500.00
