HELP, have to dress for a white trash party

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jerkbait_1075

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Me and my wife are going to a "white trash" dress up party this weekend. Looking for ideas from any of you for proper dress ideas??? My early plans were to where my old, severly worn uninsulated Carharts bibs, shirtless underneath, with tennis shoes and a conferderate flag "do rag". I was planning on mixing in some hand crafted tatoos courtesy of colored sharpies. Found a t-shirt on line that says "my other ride is your mom" captioned under a picture of a harley. Plan on tieing the t-shirt to the hammer loop on the carharts until latter when it gets cooler out.

As far as "making a grand appearance" I am planning on straping the 54 quart igloo cooler on the front of my camoflauge sportsman and put the wife on the back and arrive out of nowhere thru the prairrie grass that adjoins my buddies house that is hosting it. Second option for arrival is to borrow my neighbors jacked up "monster truck". The wife seems to the that the quad is the way to go.

Cmon guys help us out with ideas!!! We hang out with a severly diminished group of individuals so the competition is going to be fierce. I know I can count on some help from all the fellow john dee'rs out there.

Trying to be orginally. From what we hear the nascar shirts, ratty jeans, daisy dukes, and mullet wigs are going to be very common.
 
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mezz

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OMG!, Not sure about that one, I guess watch Joe Dirt for some mo
ide-ers. Say, If i deevorce my wife, will she still be my sister?!? LOL!
:eek:-Mezz
 
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snow_monkey

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jerkbait_1075 said:
Me and my wife are going to a "white trash" dress up party this weekend. Looking for ideas from any of you for proper dress ideas??? My early plans were to where my old, severly worn uninsulated Carharts bibs, shirtless underneath, with tennis shoes and a conferderate flag "do rag". I was planning on mixing in some hand crafted tatoos courtesy of colored sharpies. Found a t-shirt on line that says "my other ride is your mom" captioned under a picture of a harley. Plan on tieing the t-shirt to the hammer loop on the carharts until latter when it gets cooler out.

As far as "making a grand appearance" I am planning on straping the 54 quart igloo cooler on the front of my camoflauge sportsman and put the wife on the back and arrive out of nowhere thru the prairrie grass that adjoins my buddies house that is hosting it. Second option for arrival is to borrow my neighbors jacked up "monster truck". The wife seems to the that the quad is the way to go.

Cmon guys help us out with ideas!!! We hang out with a severly diminished group of individuals so the competition is going to be fierce. I know I can count on some help from all the fellow john dee'rs out there.

Trying to be orginally. From what we hear the nascar shirts, ratty jeans, daisy dukes, and mullet wigs are going to be very common.
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Godda have the tennis shoes stained green from mowin the lawn!
 
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dcsnomo

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http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-dress-white-trash.html

http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t129769/

Highlights from my in-depth research-
Pabst can
Generic cigarettes
80's metal band t-shirt- dirty
flip flops
Trucker cap, bonus points for confederate flag and Dale Sr. on it
Duct tape accessories, like holding your belt and wallet together
Nascar
Wrestling
Mullet-greasy
knuckle tatoos, misspelled is better
visible tatoo with the wrong woman's name on it, crossed out
Walk around asking other guys at the party if they're your baby's daddy

Her-
Bra strap showing
short shirt, bonus pts if it's a Dale Jr shirt
tramp stamp absolutely mandatory
boob tatto
see through platform heels, bonus if they light up or have money slots in them
Daisey Dukes, but with long threads hanging
cheap makeup, maybe a couple pink curlers still in the hair
too long nails, but not a full set
Bottle of MD 20/20, 'cause you're a lady
toe tattoos, also misspelled (like Dayle Jr.)

There are temp tattoo sites on the net

Have fun!
 
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700classic

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If it's one of them there fancy like partys, ya'll better gitya one of them tuxedo t-shirt but make sure ya'll cut the sleeves off. Ya hear me.
 
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cuzzinolaf

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Flannel with the sleeves cut off would be a good start, a confederate bandana, some overalls, white baggies of crystal meth for all of your friends, make a shirt that says "F Drug Checks for Gubment Checks" or "Mess with me and mess with my whole trailer park", don't shave and shower for as long as possible, grow out some meaty chops.....
 
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jerkbait_1075

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Perfect so far..... Love the suggestions. Wife found a t-shirt today that says "you better pullout, or else im keepin it" with an arrow pointing down to the, well you know.
 
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polarisrider1

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You guys are hitting close to home on my wifes side. I can ship them to the party for say a couple PBR's and some exchange of chew. The women like" Red man" long. Suspect name has something to do with it. Her sisters can spit chew or swallow with the best of them. Loud and proud is there motto. I informed them that guns displayed in the back window of their pickup truck is no longer legal to do in Mi. And they showed me their malitia cards.
 
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ezra

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I have the mess with me and you are messing with the whole trailer park T if you want it pM me with your address I will mail it tues.for trashing it prob got to take the sleeves off and rip it short so some of the gut hangs out.also if all in helps to shave a arrow pointing down in your chest/belly hair with the tattoo ferra good time above.I like the atv Idea but parking on the deck or patio is mandatory but only after running over a lawn chair and when getting off the wife has got to fall spill her drink and get up with 1 or both hanging out.
 
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snow_monkey

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If you do the pickup thing make sure you have a giant flag flyin in the bed of the truck fastened to an old broom stick. This is a common practice in these parts!
 
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