Husband shopping - funny

mezz

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in the city where a woman can go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store only once!
There are 6 floors & the value of the products increase as you ascend flights.
You may choose to go up to the next floor, but, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs & love kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids & are extremely good looking.

Wow she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor.
The 4th floor sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking & help with house work.

Oh mercy me she exclaims. I can hardly stand it! Still, she goes to the 5th floor.

The 5th floor sign reads: Floor 5: These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with house work & have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but, goes to the 6th floor.

The 6th floor sign reads: Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th floors have never been visited.

(Insert Mike drop here )
 
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