I HAVE GAS

[kevisip]

I have a gas stove that cooks yummy eggs. I cooked 23 eggs, with onions, cilantro, portobello mushrooms, garlic, salt, pepper, parmesian cheese, topped off with grated sharp chedder cheese.

Serve on toast. Or just a plate. Beverage recomendation: Large Dark beer, served in a 1 pint glass. (allows for the GAS, or a bubbles to escape).

Spell check please: cilantro, parmesian.
Father Nash:..

 

[frnash]

<font color="0000ff">kevisip:</font>
Since you asked,
You scored one fer two: cilantro is correct, but it's parmesan! But of course a bit earlier there's <strike>chedder</strike> = cheddar.

Now I'm getting hungry!

Better than some I saw earlier:

1. whinches, (winches, wenches, whinches?)

2. "I've never even felt nautious from it …"
(I wonder what that means? It sounds like it's related to nautical … maybe it's something like seasick?

c.f. nauseous, adjective: causing or able to cause nausea)

 

[russholio]

Looks like you're feeling like yourself again, Father Nash.....glad to see it!

 

[booondocker]

Must be those drugs they put old NASH on!

Nautious derived from the root word nauty...which is the opposite of being nice.

Nautious, is a state of being, wherein, someone is being nauty(derivative and often misspelled as naughty) ....we will let your imagination run wild with that one....

Surprised that the old guy didn't pick up on that one right away...hey, you think his cheese has slid a bit on his cracker?

 

[frnash]

Now I really gotta take my meds!

 

[winter_time]

hey nash it it isnt fer its for

 

[frnash]

<font color="0000ff">winter:
"hey nash it it isnt fer its for"</font>

Oops, sorry.
Translation: Yooper: "fer" = English: "for".