I’m back in the world of two stroke

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dcsnomo

Moderator
I’m back in the world of two stroke
My clothes smell of stale beer and oil smoke
I’m ridin’ in a cloud
This damn thing is loud!
I’m on a crotch rocket
Banging the change out of my pocket

I’m back in the world of two stroke
My friends think it’s a big joke
Filling oil my new mission
For my big Cat I’m a wishin’
It’s a kick in the ***
Oh wait, I need gas

I’m back in the world of two stroke
But the Big Cat ain’t broke
Like a drunk blonde in a crowd
The Rush is cold, smokey and loud
This thing goes like a bitch
And I can ride in the ditch!

All this racket
Sounds like a barrage
Oh Arctic Cat 4 stroke
Why did I leave you in the garage?
 
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98panther

New member
In category of - had a few too many before writing the lyrics
the nomination's are, "100 bottles of beer on the wall", "red solo cup", and "I’m back in the world of two stroke"

The Academy Award goes to
 
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rmk4ever

New member
dcsnomo said:
I’m back in the world of two stroke
My clothes smell of stale beer and oil smoke
I’m ridin’ in a cloud
This damn thing is loud!
I’m on a crotch rocket
Banging the change out of my pocket

I’m back in the world of two stroke
My friends think it’s a big joke
Filling oil my new mission
For my big Cat I’m a wishin’
It’s a kick in the ***
Oh wait, I need gas

I’m back in the world of two stroke
But the Big Cat ain’t broke
Like a drunk blonde in a crowd
The Rush is cold, smokey and loud
This thing goes like a bitch
And I can ride in the ditch!

All this racket
Sounds like a barrage
Oh Arctic Cat 4 stroke
Why did I leave you in the garage?
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Welcome back!:p
 
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G

Guest
I might be next. Wonder if Pol has a special program to buy a new 800 Switch for the poor souls like me that were stupid enough to buy 3 Storms. I could probably turn my Apex into a garden tiller if they didn't want to trade it in.
 
skiroule

skiroule

Well-known member
grub, re-read your purchase agreements closely. If you bought three Storms, I can't believe that Polaris wouldn't spring for a new sled.

and I still disagree with the venture capitalists that wouldn't back my 2-stroke oil smoke Scratch'nSniff card. I think it would have been a big seller.
 
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ezra

Well-known member
skiroule said:
grub, re-read your purchase agreements closely. If you bought three Storms, I can't believe that Polaris wouldn't spring for a new sled.

and I still disagree with the venture capitalists that wouldn't back my 2-stroke oil smoke Scratch'nSniff card. I think it would have been a big seller.
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they don't know what they are talking about they also turned down my race fuel and klotz smell bathroom spray.guess the suites just like the smell of there own farts
 
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