+50 F/ 10 C Wisconsinites plant gardens
+40 F/ 4 C Californians shiver uncontrollably; Wisconsinites sunbathe
+35 F/ 2 C Italian cars don't start
+32 F/0 C Distilled water freezes
+30 F/-1 C You can see your breath
Wisconsinites eat ice cream
+25 F/-4 C Californians weep pitifully
Cats insist on sleeping on your bed
+20 F/-7 C Green Bay Packer fans put on T-shirts
+15 F/-10 C Cats and dogs insist on sleeping in the bed
+10 F/-12 C It's too cold to snow
You need jumper cables to start the car
0 F/-18 C Sheboyganites grill brats on the patio, hey!
-5 F/-21 C You can hear your breath
-10 F/-23 C American cars don't start
Ice fishers close the door on their shanties
-20 F/-29 C Cats sleep in your pajamas with you
People in La Crosse think about taking down their screens
-25 F/-32 C You need jumper cables to get the driver going
-30 F/-34 C Pilsner freezes
Bock beer production begins
Wisconsinites shovel snow off the roof
-40 F/-40 C Californians disappear
Wisconsinites put on sweaters
-50 F/-46 C Alaskans close the bathroom window
Green Bay Packers practice indoors
-60 F/-51 C Wisconsinites put away their gloves and take out the mittens
Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start the Klondike Derby
-70 F/-57 C Green Bay snowmobilers organize a trans-lake race to Sault Ste. Marie
-80 F/-62 C Fastest race ever at the Birkebeiner
Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start their Klondike Derby
-90 F/-68 C Minnesotans migrate to Wisconsin thinking it MUST be warmer
-100 F/-73 C Wisconsinites pull down their ear flaps
-452 F/-269 C Helium liquefies
-454 F/-270 C **** freezes over
-456 F/-271 C Illinois drivers drop below 85 mph on I-90
