Joke Of The Day

snomoman

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A lot of women actually turn into good drivers,
so if your a good driver, watch for women turning.

A mime artist broke his left arm in a bar fight,
and got arrested,
he still has the right to be silent

I was looking on my smartphone for suggestions to relax,
turns out there's a nap for that.

I got a call from the doctors office & they said that we have some
bad news & some very bad news. I said holy cow, what's the bad news?
They said I have only 5 days to live.. I said oh no, whats the very bad news?
They said they have been trying to get ahold of me for the last 5 days.
 
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